Either Melky Cabrera of the San Francisco Giants is the biggest idiot in the world, or he needs to fire some people. Here are some details of his suspension and subsequent attempted coverup.
I mean, really. Creating a fake website? There's no way investigators are going to dig into that. "Oh, Melky, I see. You bought some tainted supplements from this website. That's good enough for us. Carry on."
Whoever suggested this ludicrous ruse should be fired immediately. Unless of course it was Melky himself, in which case, well, as Ron White so eloquently put it: "You can't fix stupid."