Is it necessary that the WHOLE convention center smell like urine?
— Baseball Do Blog (@BaseballDo) January 25, 2014
The whole "1st like" or "1st comment" on Instagram thing... Is there a secret prize for this that no one told me about?
— Sam Ponder (@sam_ponder) January 27, 2014
I wish the #Grammys had subtitles for Ozzy Osbourne.
— Jon Acuff (@JonAcuff) January 27, 2014
"Brilliant criminal of the week" winner: Indy man arrested for 23 grams of marijuana told cops "I don't smoke weed. I'm a dealer."
— Jake Query (@jakequery) January 27, 2014
OMG, the Aéropostale in Times Sq. is easily the best one I've ever been to.
— Russillo (@ryenarussillo) January 28, 2014
My favorite part of @TheGRAMMYS was not watching and practicing my guitar instead.
— Charis (@Charis_Thorsell) January 28, 2014
Today is Gregg Popovich's 65th birthday. He won't like your rendition of Happy Birthday, so don't bother.
— Noah Coslov (@NoahCoslov) January 28, 2014
Wait. So you are saying you want to eliminate big plays? Yeah, sensible. #MediaDay
— Joe Posnanski (@JPosnanski) January 28, 2014
Kind of really wish Boehner and Biden were in Daft Punk head gear, need to take this SOTU up a notch.
— Jennifer Floyd Engel (@engeljen) January 29, 2014
When a stranger puts something good on the jukebox it's such a relief!
— Ben Ryan (@TheBenRyan) January 29, 2014
OK Northerners, stop criticizing how us Southerners handle snow. It's rare down here. Kinda like a BCS National Championship is up there.
— Shelbi Saine (@MidtownMile) January 30, 2014
I think someone should cap Punxsutawney Phil before Feb 2nd...I mean, why risk it? #winter
— Daryl Reaugh (@Razor5Hole) January 30, 2014
Another shot of Michael Young, on his way out the door.. pic.twitter.com/pARmfr9SPW
— Kelly Gavin (@KellysPics) February 1, 2014